Celebrate your favorite person with a card that’s equal parts cheeky and hilarious. This funny boobs card says “You’re the Tits” loud and proud, featuring a playful illustration of all kinds of boobs—because they’re all worth celebrating. From perky to saggy, sporty to artsy, this card is all about body positivity with a punchline.
Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, bachelorette parties, or just reminding your bestie, partner, or coworker that they really are the tits.
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card
Blank inside so you can write your own saucy (or sweet) message
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Includes brown paper envelope
Great for:
Best friends with a sense of humor
Body positive gifts
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary cards
Any occasion that calls for boobs and laughs
This isn’t just a card—it’s a boob-tiful reminder that your person is truly the tits.
Celebrate your favorite person with a card that’s equal parts cheeky and hilarious. This funny boobs card says “You’re the Tits” loud and proud, featuring a playful illustration of all kinds of boobs—because they’re all worth celebrating. From perky to saggy, sporty to artsy, this card is all about body positivity with a punchline.
Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, bachelorette parties, or just reminding your bestie, partner, or coworker that they really are the tits.
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card
Blank inside so you can write your own saucy (or sweet) message
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Includes brown paper envelope
Great for:
Best friends with a sense of humor
Body positive gifts
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary cards
Any occasion that calls for boobs and laughs
This isn’t just a card—it’s a boob-tiful reminder that your person is truly the tits.
