Some cards say “happy birthday.” Ours says “Party party party, let’s all get wasted.” Because let’s be honest—cake is cool, but tequila is better. This card features a colorful Mexican-style donkey piñata that’s ready to burst with booze-fueled bad decisions.
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette blowouts, or literally any night where you end up texting your ex at 2 a.m.
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7")
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Blank inside for your drunk scribbles
Includes brown paper envelope
Perfect for:
Birthdays (especially messy ones) 🎂
Bachelorette parties 💃
Cinco de Mayo fiestas 🌮🍹
Graduation celebrations 🎓
Any night that ends with “shots!” 🥃
Not every card we make is offensive, but this one is definitely on-brand. Hand it over with a bottle of something strong and let the party begin. 🎉🥂🐴
Some cards say “happy birthday.” Ours says “Party party party, let’s all get wasted.” Because let’s be honest—cake is cool, but tequila is better. This card features a colorful Mexican-style donkey piñata that’s ready to burst with booze-fueled bad decisions.
Perfect for birthdays, bachelorette blowouts, or literally any night where you end up texting your ex at 2 a.m.
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7")
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Blank inside for your drunk scribbles
Includes brown paper envelope
Perfect for:
Birthdays (especially messy ones) 🎂
Bachelorette parties 💃
Cinco de Mayo fiestas 🌮🍹
Graduation celebrations 🎓
Any night that ends with “shots!” 🥃
Not every card we make is offensive, but this one is definitely on-brand. Hand it over with a bottle of something strong and let the party begin. 🎉🥂🐴
