Rest in Peas – Funny Vasectomy Greeting Card

$7.00

Snip snip, hooray! Celebrate the big day with humor. This funny vasectomy card features the phrase “Rest in Peas – Happy Vasectomy Day” alongside an illustration of peas in a pod. Equal parts clever and cheeky, it’s the perfect way to show support (and get a laugh) during recovery.

Whether you’re congratulating your partner, friend, or coworker on their freedom from future diapers, this card says it all—no ice pack required.

Details:

  • A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card

  • Printed on premium matte cardstock

  • Blank inside for your own thoughtful (or wildly inappropriate) message

  • Comes with a brown paper envelope

Perfect for:

  • Funny vasectomy congratulations

  • Unique cards for men

  • Humorous get-well or recovery cards

  • Couples celebrating birth control freedom

Because nothing says “I care” quite like peas, pods, and a perfectly timed snip joke.

Snip snip, hooray! Celebrate the big day with humor. This funny vasectomy card features the phrase “Rest in Peas – Happy Vasectomy Day” alongside an illustration of peas in a pod. Equal parts clever and cheeky, it’s the perfect way to show support (and get a laugh) during recovery.

Whether you’re congratulating your partner, friend, or coworker on their freedom from future diapers, this card says it all—no ice pack required.

Details:

  • A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card

  • Printed on premium matte cardstock

  • Blank inside for your own thoughtful (or wildly inappropriate) message

  • Comes with a brown paper envelope

Perfect for:

  • Funny vasectomy congratulations

  • Unique cards for men

  • Humorous get-well or recovery cards

  • Couples celebrating birth control freedom

Because nothing says “I care” quite like peas, pods, and a perfectly timed snip joke.